Newsflash: Jesus Still Doesn’t Want Your Eggnog

God fearing folk’ across the nation have been in their feelings for ages about the abbreviated spelling of our country’s most unanimously celebrated holiday, Christmas. The argument has been that the shortened version, or “X-mas”, “takes the Christ out of Christmas”. Well, being the petty person that I am, I decided to do some research about how…

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Holiday Shopping for Bae; The Easy Way

Few things are more stressful than finding the perfect Christmas present for the one you call “bae”. While Christmas is SUPPOSED to be about Jesus’ b-day party, we’ve since bought into the commercialized monster that the holiday has become. Every year millions of Americans spend the holiday season maxing out budgets, skipping light bill payments,…

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Surviving Christmas With A Crackhead

We all know that the holidays are awkward enough for some families, but they can be unbearable when you’re forced to share the cranberry sauce with an active addict. Just in case I’m not the only one who’s had their relative’s probation officer on speed dial during Christmas prayer; I’ve listed a few tips for Surviving the Holidays with a Substance Abuser:

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