The Power of The DM Slide

DM: A commonly used abbreviation for Direct Message. Dm’s are used to send private messages on social media platforms. “Sliding into” someone’s DM is when you discreetly send them a direct message. When Yo Gotti told us that “it goes down in the DM” I was completely oblivious to the true power of a well-executed DM slide. Whether the opening line was a flirty,…

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Newsflash: Jesus Still Doesn’t Want Your Eggnog

God fearing folk’ across the nation have been in their feelings for ages about the abbreviated spelling of our country’s most unanimously celebrated holiday, Christmas. The argument has been that the shortened version, or “X-mas”, “takes the Christ out of Christmas”. Well, being the petty person that I am, I decided to do some research about how…

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Holiday Shopping for Bae; The Easy Way

Few things are more stressful than finding the perfect Christmas present for the one you call “bae”. While Christmas is SUPPOSED to be about Jesus’ b-day party, we’ve since bought into the commercialized monster that the holiday has become. Every year millions of Americans spend the holiday season maxing out budgets, skipping light bill payments,…

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How to Avoid The “Cuffing Season” Trap

What is cuffing season you ask?? It’s that late October to mid December mass dash of 20-30-something singles clamoring to find sex, love, or Netflix partners to survive the winter and holiday season with. Hollywood has made millions of films highlighting the depression of lonely protagonists who conveniently find love under a mistletoe. While that concept is adorable, it’s…

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Surviving Christmas With A Crackhead

We all know that the holidays are awkward enough for some families, but they can be unbearable when you’re forced to share the cranberry sauce with an active addict. Just in case I’m not the only one who’s had their relative’s probation officer on speed dial during Christmas prayer; I’ve listed a few tips for Surviving the Holidays with a Substance Abuser:

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